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Mum:
I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago
Me:
Which one?
Mum:
It was something like 'orphan is the new black'
Me:
That's two separate shows
Mum:
No
there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot
and i'm pretty sure she was a lesbian
because she was going out with that blonde lady
Me:
That still could be either show
Mum:
I think there were clones
Me:
There we go.